A Java Joke

"zeontestpilot" (zeontestpilot) 12/04/2015 at 08:00 • Filed to: Funny

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Saw this on FB, I thought it was funny because I’m a Application Developer working in Java. Also, there is not enough Programmer/Developer memes online, which is a crying shame.

Tripper > zeontestpilot 12/04/2015 at 08:15

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Also in IT, I’ve seen a variation of that one before. I’m a network admin (for the most part). So this one applies more to me...

CalzoneGolem > zeontestpilot 12/04/2015 at 08:20

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Yo, I just came here to say fuck Java and I hope to never develop in it again.

BaconSandwich is tasty. > zeontestpilot 12/04/2015 at 08:28

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Java? Eeewwww.

zeontestpilot > Tripper 12/04/2015 at 08:28

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“It’s broken, and I don’t know why. It’s working, and I don’t know why,” :).

zeontestpilot > BaconSandwich is tasty. 12/04/2015 at 08:30

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It tastes delicious though, right?

BaconSandwich is tasty. > zeontestpilot 12/04/2015 at 09:16

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I wouldn’t know- I don’t drink it.

I used to tease an old co-worker by calling it "burnt bean juice".

TheRealBicycleBuck > zeontestpilot 12/04/2015 at 10:11

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Insert joke about urinals and downloads (uploads?) here.

Nauraushaun > CalzoneGolem 12/04/2015 at 21:09

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Why? I love Java. A lot of people do. It could be worse.

Nauraushaun > Nauraushaun 12/04/2015 at 21:09

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...What do you like?

Nauraushaun > zeontestpilot 12/07/2015 at 06:57

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I disagree, about there being a lack of memes around. It seems every time I have a problem with Eclipse there’s already a meme about it

zeontestpilot > Nauraushaun 12/07/2015 at 07:07

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Ha, well eclipse is special in its own way, :).

CalzoneGolem > Nauraushaun 12/07/2015 at 07:56

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I can’t explain it. I just don’t like it. Everything feels wrong to me.

CalzoneGolem > Nauraushaun 12/07/2015 at 07:57

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Whatever is easiest.

Nauraushaun > CalzoneGolem 12/07/2015 at 21:06

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I would argue Java is pretty easy. IDEs give you all sorts of auto-complete, compiler errors and warnings. Compared to languages like Javascript (which is a mess) and C++ (which is much more complicated), I’d say it’s much easier. I can’t speak for C# but I don’t actually think it’s too different to Java.

CalzoneGolem > Nauraushaun 12/08/2015 at 08:06

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It just doesn’t mesh for me man.

Nauraushaun > CalzoneGolem 12/08/2015 at 16:53

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das cool